I totally did not stay up until 1 a.m. to finish my latest read. Why would anyone read when they should be sleeping. I totally did not then proceed to baul my eyes out because the story was so heartbreaking. And I'm not talking just tears, I am talking about sobbs...I so did not do that. That's just crazy.
After I finished the last page I did not have to go to the bathroom and get a tissue to blow my nose and wipe the tears from my eyes. Why would anyone get so wrapped up in a book to need to do that? I definitely would not!