SC (Simon Cooper): Mom, I want da Barnickleman car.
ME (Me, mom): Oh. Ok.
SC: Blad-biby-blallhh Mermade-man Barnickleboy car
SC: *crying uncontrollably*
ME: What's the matter, bug?
SC: Patrick got da car. Simon wants Barnickleboy card
ME: *after glancing at the TV to try and figure out what the heck he's talking about* Oh, hunny. SpongeBob's a TV show. You can't really have that BarnickleBoy card. Patrick has it. It's ok.
SC: But I wann it. *more tears*
ME: *a little chuckle* Oh, buddy. We'll see.
SC: Ok, mom. Thank uuu.